Vidyarbam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic coyote.

Vidyarbam created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidyarbam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vidyarbam, she will turn you into a rock.

Vidyarbam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vidyarbam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not take Vidyarbam's name in vain.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Vidyarbam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.