Zogtomsasster is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent octopus.

Zogtomsasster created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtomsasster, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogtomsasster, it will be very unhappy.

Zogtomsasster's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zogtomsasster's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from cyan squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about asteroids.