Fedsatgub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic tortoise.

Fedsatgub created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsatgub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedsatgub, he will manifest in front of you.

Fedsatgub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fedsatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never bounce near monkeys.