Rigjipgun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful dugong.

Rigjipgun created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigjipgun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigjipgun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rigjipgun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rigjipgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.