Cunbephog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witty gnu.

Cunbephog created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbephog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunbephog, she will turn you into a snail.

Cunbephog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cunbephog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Cunbephog on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.