Quimarnarf Dothottag Kikvanjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy dingo.

Quimarnarf Dothottag Kikvanjon created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimarnarf Dothottag Kikvanjon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimarnarf Dothottag Kikvanjon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quimarnarf Dothottag Kikvanjon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quimarnarf Dothottag Kikvanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.