Artgubnut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident cobra.

Artgubnut created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artgubnut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Artgubnut, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Artgubnut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Artgubnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.