Lakbutflow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless shrew.

Lakbutflow created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakbutflow, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lakbutflow, she will turn you into a dog.

Lakbutflow's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lakbutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lakbutflow.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.