Mifsangab Fotjadomin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic rhinoceros.

Mifsangab Fotjadomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mifsangab Fotjadomin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifsangab Fotjadomin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mifsangab Fotjadomin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mifsangab Fotjadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the east.

2. Never think about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing blue scarves and balancing six tin spheres on your neck.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to snakes while wearing fawn rings.

5. Never hop in holy places.