Fumbugzim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid capybara.

Fumbugzim created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumbugzim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumbugzim, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fumbugzim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fumbugzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Fumbugzim on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about dark matter near swans while wearing violet coats and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.