Fenzigril is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing bird.

Fenzigril created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenzigril, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenzigril, she will turn you into a snail.

Fenzigril's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fenzigril's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never hurt manatees.