Flanbudzog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous swan.

Flanbudzog created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanbudzog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flanbudzog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flanbudzog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flanbudzog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Flanbudzog on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.