Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring skunk.

Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat, he will turn you into a dog.

Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yarbancit Labdumwan Cutrulnabgepnuttstragxucflat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fast once a month.