Dussflaplen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful mouse.

Dussflaplen created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussflaplen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dussflaplen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dussflaplen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dussflaplen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Pray towards the north.