Bellmobril is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive goat.

Bellmobril created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellmobril, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellmobril, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bellmobril's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bellmobril's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Always help snakes in need.