Zaglipyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful tortoise.

Zaglipyam created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Zaglipyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zaglipyam, it will strike you with lightening.

Zaglipyam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zaglipyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.