Cabcudkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous elephant.

Cabcudkip created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcudkip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabcudkip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cabcudkip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cabcudkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Worship no other gods but Cabcudkip.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.