Sabgepdan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast bear.

Sabgepdan created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabgepdan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sabgepdan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sabgepdan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sabgepdan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the south.

2. Never feed corn to snakes while wearing orange skirts.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your head.