Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing crocodile.

Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit, he will turn you into a duck.

Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Quaflapflagfubbitgesscit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing blue kilts.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.