Sanlitnulart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy shrew.

Sanlitnulart created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanlitnulart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sanlitnulart, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sanlitnulart's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sanlitnulart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Sanlitnulart.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never feed cherries to moths while wearing mauve skirts.