Wotyattvag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring raven.

Wotyattvag created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wotyattvag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotyattvag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wotyattvag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wotyattvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.

5. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.