Budbimgig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome dryad.

Budbimgig created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbimgig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budbimgig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Budbimgig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Budbimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.