Yambetarn is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, kind
dog.
Yambetarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yambetarn, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yambetarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Yambetarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Yambetarn's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Yambetarn's priests.
2. Do not wear silver on your body.
3. Do not speak about melons.
4. Always treat pigs with great respect.
5. Never hurt squirrels.