Yambetarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind dog.

Yambetarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yambetarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yambetarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yambetarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yambetarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yambetarn's priests.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never hurt squirrels.