Cubcimhab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking raven.

Cubcimhab created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubcimhab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cubcimhab, he will not invite you to parties.

Cubcimhab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cubcimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cubcimhab's name in vain.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Cubcimhab on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.