Soghomsas is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy wyrm.

Soghomsas created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghomsas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Soghomsas, it will make you grow a tail.

Soghomsas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Soghomsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.