Wignakgab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust hamster.

Wignakgab created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wignakgab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wignakgab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wignakgab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wignakgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Wignakgab loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. You must pray to Wignakgab five times a day.

4. Never wear white shoes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.