Quagflagtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever toad.

Quagflagtaf created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagflagtaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagflagtaf, he will come to you in dreams.

Quagflagtaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quagflagtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Never feed corn to ants while wearing violet stockings.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagflagtaf.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.