Jonhen is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic
jaguar.
Jonhen created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jonhen, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Jonhen, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Jonhen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Jonhen's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Do not speak about bananas.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonhen.
4. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.