Fadrilnib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust mongoose.

Fadrilnib created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrilnib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadrilnib, he will turn you into a rock.

Fadrilnib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fadrilnib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fadrilnib four times a day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.