Bodkenpag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident dryad.

Bodkenpag created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodkenpag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodkenpag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bodkenpag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bodkenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about comets.