Migcabpas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest hyena.

Migcabpas created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migcabpas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migcabpas, it will jump up and down on your head.

Migcabpas' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Migcabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.