Likjatsag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless shark.

Likjatsag created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Likjatsag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Likjatsag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Likjatsag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Likjatsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.