Hudbad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent bear.

Hudbad created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudbad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudbad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hudbad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hudbad.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never sing in holy places.