Hudbad is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent
bear.
Hudbad created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hudbad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Hudbad, she will turn you into a sheep.
Hudbad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Hudbad's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never talk about enzymes.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hudbad.
4. Always help horses.
5. Never sing in holy places.