Milhunyart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent human.

Milhunyart created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milhunyart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milhunyart, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Milhunyart's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Milhunyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Milhunyart.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.