Quimdibcud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking troll.

Quimdibcud created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdibcud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quimdibcud, she will remove you from existence.

Quimdibcud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Quimdibcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

3. Never wear white jumpers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Quimdibcud on top of all buildings.