Wodfubmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented fairy.

Wodfubmob created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodfubmob, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodfubmob, she will turn you into a duck.

Wodfubmob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wodfubmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to dolphins while wearing gray dresses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.