Bassbapcum is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, competent
giraffe.
Bassbapcum created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bassbapcum, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bassbapcum, he will turn you into a rock.
Bassbapcum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Bassbapcum's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bassbapcum in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.