Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring mongoose.

Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cinlibqueegsom Sabdapjig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.