Kamvonkjapxinfidmitmob is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kamvonkjapxinfidmitmob created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamvonkjapxinfidmitmob, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kamvonkjapxinfidmitmob, it will turn you into a worm.

Kamvonkjapxinfidmitmob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kamvonkjapxinfidmitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Hide from violet dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick hamsters.