Rigrenpom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced slug.

Rigrenpom created light two years ago.

If you believe in Rigrenpom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigrenpom, she will torture you forever.

Rigrenpom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rigrenpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigrenpom.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.