Yogbelltit is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful dog.
Yogbelltit created a down quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in Yogbelltit, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in Yogbelltit, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Yogbelltit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Yogbelltit's Holy Commandments
1. Never bounce in the presence of whales.
2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never go into indigo rooms.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.