Yogbelltit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful dog.

Yogbelltit created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yogbelltit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yogbelltit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yogbelltit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yogbelltit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.