Linhitpodkip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish weasel.

Linhitpodkip created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linhitpodkip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linhitpodkip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Linhitpodkip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Linhitpodkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Linhitpodkip eight times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linhitpodkip.