Sinqueeglat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil naga.
Sinqueeglat created time and space four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Sinqueeglat, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Sinqueeglat, she will send minions to preach to you.
Sinqueeglat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Sinqueeglat's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear tin on your body.
2. Do not eat bananas.
3. Do not wear purple clothing.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.