Gupwabgem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable fairy.

Gupwabgem created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupwabgem, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gupwabgem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gupwabgem's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gupwabgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gupwabgem's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always wear red.