Sising is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured toad.

Sising created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sising, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sising, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sising's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sising's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to snakes while wearing turquoise stockings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Retreat if nine goats approach from the north.

5. Do not eat pineapples.