Fosshogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable tortoise.

Fosshogbog created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshogbog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosshogbog, it will ignore you.

Fosshogbog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fosshogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fosshogbog.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never go into white rooms.