Fosshogbog is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable
tortoise.
Fosshogbog created the universe two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fosshogbog, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fosshogbog, it will ignore you.
Fosshogbog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Fosshogbog's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fosshogbog.
2. Never eat carrots.
3. Never hurt goats.
4. Never mention ducks.
5. Never go into white rooms.