Milflammon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage bee.

Milflammon created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milflammon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milflammon, he will remove you from existence.

Milflammon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Milflammon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.