Nulnantab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, staggering snail.

Nulnantab created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulnantab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulnantab, she will turn you into a tree.

Nulnantab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nulnantab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing magenta shoes and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing indigo dresses and balancing five lead spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nulnantab.