Citbabvil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud butterfly.

Citbabvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Citbabvil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citbabvil, she will turn you into a puffin.

Citbabvil's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Citbabvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Citbabvil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never sprint in the presence of squirrels.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Citbabvil.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.