Bomsandzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful dove.

Bomsandzig created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomsandzig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bomsandzig, she will turn you into a worm.

Bomsandzig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bomsandzig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Pray towards the east.